.......Hi, I am a citizen of the greatest country in the world (England), and I am looking for a couple of chicks(or maybe even three) for a good sexy-time.
The reason why I am posting here instead of in the English forums is because lets face it, I've seen the movies you guys put out, and I want some.

I cannot offer any cash as an incentive of course, but I may be willing to do a trade for milk tokens if the service is good.

I may also be able to arrange part time employment for any willing participants, as long as you have no allergies to daffodil sap.

Thank for your time and Happy Valentines Day........